Just one local call and you'll see Just one local call and you'll see Apenas uma ligação e você verá A happy path through life not for free A happy path through life not for free um caminho feliz pela vida, não de graça A little bit fat you can't get a girl A little bit fat you can't get a girl um pouco gordo, não consegue uma garota You're short on cash I'll change your world You're short on cash I'll change your world Tem pouco dinheiro, eu mudarei seu mundo The only way now is straight up The only way now is straight up O único caminho agora é ir direto para cime Your deepest despair I'll make it stop Your deepest despair I'll make it stop Seu maior desespero, eu farei parar Just 19.95 all major credit cards Just 19.95 all major credit cards Apenas 19.95, todos os maiores cartões de crédito And you'll stay alive and you'll go far And you'll stay alive and you'll go far E você ficará vivo e irá longe In just seven short days In just seven short days Em apenas sete curtos dias You'll change your life You'll change your life eu mudarei a sua vida All of your innocence found All of your innocence found você encontrará toda a sua inocência You'll even lose a few pounds You'll even lose a few pounds você até perderá alguns quilos See yourself making a mint See yourself making a mint Se verá ganhando muita grana Quality time with your kids Quality time with your kids Horas de qualidade com as crianças Send me your money and I'll change your life Send me your money and I'll change your life Envie-me seu dinheiro e eu mudarei sua vida I know sometimes your life is a bitch I know sometimes your life is a bitch Eu sei que às vezes a vida é uma cadela So come purchase my easy fix So come purchase my easy fix Então adquira fácil meu conserto I've been there myself sad fat and bald I've been there myself sad fat and bald Eu mesmo já estive lá, trite, gordo e careca Soon with my help you'll have it all Soon with my help you'll have it all Logo com a minha ajuda, você terá tudo Ill build you back up for the fight Ill build you back up for the fight Eu o prepararei de novo para a briga You'll be so wound up your stomachs tight You'll be so wound up your stomachs tight Tão pronto que seu estômago ficará apertado Your the laugh of the party you'll get yourself laid Your the laugh of the party you'll get yourself laid Você é o riso da festa, você vai conseguir sexo Surely you'll trust me once I've been paid Surely you'll trust me once I've been paid Com certeza você vai confiar em mim, uma vez que eu for pago In just seven short days In just seven short days Em apenas sete curtos dias You'll change your life You'll change your life eu mudarei a sua vida All of your innocence found All of your innocence found você encontrará toda a sua inocência You'll even lose a few pounds You'll even lose a few pounds você até perderá alguns quilos See yourself making a mint See yourself making a mint se verá ganhando muita grana Quality time with your kids Quality time with your kids horas de qualidade com as crianças Send me your money and Ill change your life Send me your money and Ill change your life envie-me seu dinheiro e eu mudarei sua vida Change Change mudar So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed Muitos anos atrás eu estava tão para baixo e solitário e deprimido I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed Eu não saia do meu apartamento há semanas e nem me importava em me vestir And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess E eu estava fumando erva e eu estava uma bagunça and that's when it happened and that's when it happened E foi quando aconteceu So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life Eu abri as cortinas para deixar a luz entrar na minha triste vida I dreamed about success on Monday money muscles women cars I dreamed about success on Monday money muscles women cars Eu sonhei sobre sucesso nas segundas, dinheiro, músculos, mulheres, carros And even wives and they would always attend to my every need And even wives and they would always attend to my every need E até esposas e elas sempre atenderiam a todas as minhas necessidades So do you see what you can be baby when your winning So do you see what you can be baby when your winning Então você consegue ver o que você pode ser baby quando você está comigo In just seven short days In just seven short days Em apenas sete curtos dias You'll change your life You'll change your life Eu mudarei a sua vida All of your innocence found All of your innocence found Voccê encontrará toda a sua inocencia You'll even lose a few pounds You'll even lose a few pounds Você até perderá algus quilos See yourself making a mint See yourself making a mint Se verá ganhando muita grana Quality time with your kids Quality time with your kids Horas de qualidade com as crianças Send me your money and ill change your life Send me your money and ill change your life Envie-me seu dinheiro e eu mudarei sua vida