I live like a fresman I live like a fresman Eu vivo como um calouro I still have a roommate I still have a roommate Ainda divido o quarto I even moved to Brooklyn I even moved to Brooklyn Sequer me mudeu para o Brooklyn I still need a roommate I still need a roommate Ainda preciso dividir o quarto I bet you didn't know I bet you didn't know Aposto que você não sabia I don't make much for this show I don't make much for this show Eu não ganho muito com esse show And when I go home And when I go home E quando vou pra casa I still have a roommate I still have a roommate Ainda divido o quarto I cook on a hot plate I cook on a hot plate Eu cozinho em um fogão de mesa Unless I order pizza Unless I order pizza à menos que peça uma pizza You should see the boxes You should see the boxes Você deveria ver as caixas This was my dream when I was 13 This was my dream when I was 13 Esse era o meu sonho quando eu tinha 13 anos And now that it's true And now that it's true E agora é a realidade I wish I was you I wish I was you Queria ser voce You don't have a roommate You don't have a roommate Você não divide o quarto You own your own building You own your own building Você tem sua casa própria You have a flat-screen TV You have a flat-screen TV Você tem uma TV de tela plana You never followed your dreams You never followed your dreams Seus sonhos não foram frustrados They're not what they seem They're not what they seem Eles não são o que parece They're never what they seem They're never what they seem Eles nunca são o que parece They're never what they seem They're never what they seem Eles nunca são o que parece They're never what they seem They're never what they seem Eles nunca são o que parece They're never what they seem They're never what they seem Eles nunca são o que parece I live like a freshman I live like a freshman Eu vivo como um calouro I still have a roommate I still have a roommate Eu ainda divido o quarto We walk to the Laundry We walk to the Laundry Nós fomos à lavanderia