Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like it


Wealthy men hired me
To sing this song that they wrote for me
They're investing in this classic music video
And they're paying to get a bid on the radio

And they're gonna sell a million
Yeah, it's gonna go platinum

Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable and insecure teenage girls
Cause all you gotta say is "Oh baby, i love you"
Or "Girl, I need you in my world"

Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable and insecure teenage girls
Cause all they gotta do is find a sexually attractive man
That can sing all the words

And now the token rap verse
That doesnt make any sense
But helps to get a small percentage
Of the urban music market

Hey baby, baby, I can tell
That you are crazy, crazy
Shake that ass girl
My rhymes are gettin lazy, lazy
These things I'm talking about have
Nothin to do with the song baby
It doesn't matter
Won't you show me that thong baby?
That's how it works
In the pop music industry
2010 mother fucker
That's just how it be

Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable and insecure teenage girls
Cause all you gotta say is "Oh baby, i love you"
Or "Girl, I need you in my world"

Cause they'll market this song
To young impressionable and insecure teenage girls
Cause all they gotta do is find a sexually attractive man
That can sing all the words

Now I'm singing with my gay voice
To let you know that I'm sensitive
Oh yeah, I'm singing with my gay voice
Teenage girls love a sensitive boy
You know all I wanna is

Make money, money

Rich men making money off of their investments
Ooh, it's so sexual baby

Girl, I love you so much
I wish we could be together
Unfortunately we can't cause
I'm rich and famous and you're not
But why don't you just go buy my album?
And tell your friends about it too
So they also go out and buy it