He's a hottie
A really hot guy
He's hotter than Garfield
And President Bush!

They call him SLOTH!
That's his name!
They call him SLOTH!
That's his name!

They call him John Masizinski
And he died in 1962
And I love him
And he loves me too

He died of A-I-D-S
Thats an STD
He liked to look at trees

His face was all misshapen
And it looked really cute
And he sort of resembeled my left shoe

And he died of an STD
Sexually transmitted disease
Not stupid Tractor Driver yeah yeah!