it was hot and humid weather kids were finally out of school

but there on the ballcourt stood mister victor woo

he practiced all summer at the ymca

ready to rumble til he heard someone say



“shirts n’ skins ! yeah shirts n’ skins”

“shirts n’ skins ?” shirts and skins



so victor got picked to play on the team of the skins

he took off his shirt his body looking real thin

all the boys chuckled all the girls laughed

“look, look, look at all those pimples on his back”



“shirts n’ skins ! yeah shirts n’ skins”

who really wins when you play shirts and skins



victor didn’t care which side was gonna win

all victor felt were fingers pointing at him

all he wanted was to put his shirt back on

humiliated devastated his confidence was gone



i wish i had muscles wish i had a 6 pack

instead i got pimples all over my back



as expected victor blew every open layup

and then he threw his arms up and yelled “i fuckin’ give up”

and when the game ended he swore he’d never play again

until he got a bigger body, until he had some better skin



“shirts n’ skins ! yeah shirts n’ skins”

who really wins when you play shirts and skins