It's one of those nights I don't need a date
Just one of those nights I wanna masturbate
I'll ride my dildo all through the night
I'll slide my dildo 'til I cum with delight

(Dildo desire)
It's nine inches long
(Dildo desire)
Never done me wrong
(Dildo desire)
My personal treat
(Dildo desire)
My substitute for meat

I've got a dildo, it's all I can take
It's only a dildo, my fantasy fake
But I'm not a whore, I don't need a man
My dildo's in the drawer, it's my best friend

(Dildo desire)
It's twelve inches long
(Dildo desire)
Never done me wrong
(Dildo desire)
My personal treat
(Dildo desire)
My substitute for meat
(Dildo desire)
It'll always be mine
(Dildo desire)
Hey, it works just fine

It's one of those nights you don't need a date
It's one of those nights you wanna masturbate
I'll lend you a dildo to ride through the night
Depend on a dildo and you'll cum with delight

(Dildo desire)
It's nine inches long
(Dildo desire)
Never do you wrong
(Dildo desire)
A woman's retreat
(Dildo desire)
Your substitute for meat
(Dildo desire)
Never drunk, never late
(Dildo desire)
Hey, it works just great