Twas the night before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas Foi na noite antes do natal when all through the house when all through the house Quando todos sairam da casa Everybody was stoned Everybody was stoned Todos estavam chapados even the mouse even the mouse Até o rato Man from the courthouse Man from the courthouse Homem do tribunal and me from jail and me from jail e eu na cadeia I just settled down I just settled down eu só me acomodei to get a piece of her tail to get a piece of her tail peguei um pouco do rabo dela When all of a sudden When all of a sudden Quando tudo era imprevisto I heard such a clatter I heard such a clatter Eu ouvi um estrondo I tripped on my dick I tripped on my dick Eu tropecei no meu pinto and busted my bladder!! and busted my bladder!! E detonei minha bexiga!! I went downstairs I went downstairs Eu desci as escadas and what did i see?! and what did i see?! E o que eu vi?! A fat little red fagget A fat little red fagget Uma bichinha gorda e vermelha hangin from a tree hangin from a tree Subindo numa árvore He stuffed the stockings He stuffed the stockings Ele enxeu os estoques with reefers and beer with reefers and beer Com baseados e cervejas And a big fat hairy dick And a big fat hairy dick E um enorme pinto gordo e peludo for the family queer for the family queer Da bicha da família That's the end of my story That's the end of my story Qual o final da minha história Funny wasn't it, ya see? Funny wasn't it, ya see? Engraçado não, vê? She didn't even... She didn't even... Ela nunca... She didn't see my thing behind ya She didn't see my thing behind ya Ela nunca viu minha coisa atrás dela leave ya for this private eye leave ya for this private eye Deixe-a deste olho privado I was there to give'em near to my I was there to give'em near to my Eu estava aqui para dar perto de minha zima zima mommy fah zima zima mommy fah zima zima mamãe fah I'm gonna say this I'm gonna say this Eu vou dizer isto hope it don't offend ya hope it don't offend ya Espero que isso não a ofenda came to the grizma came to the grizma Veio para grizma give'em a taste of me give'em a taste of me Dê à eles uma minha give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey Dê à eles uma exitação para o maldito pinto your monkey can stay with me your monkey can stay with me Seu pinto pode ficar comigo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh Chevy took my brain Chevy took my brain O tormento levou meu cérebro same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day O mesmo velho filho da puta chupou meu pau aquele dia he will never zima zima he will never zima zima Ele nunca zima zima never never not that day never never not that day Nunca nunca não aquele dia I'm really sick of all this excitement I'm really sick of all this excitement Estou realmente cheio de toda essa excitação yeah, but he thinks he's better than me yeah, but he thinks he's better than me yeah, mas ele acha que é melhor que eu uma zooma nooga dunga uma zooma nooga dunga uma zooma nooga dunga you can suck my dick all day you can suck my dick all day Você pode chupar meu pau o dia todo one, two, three, four one, two, three, four um, dois, três, quatro Santa can suck my dick all day! Santa can suck my dick all day! Noel pode chupar meu pau todo dia!!