When they're young
All little monsters learn that they are scary
Ugly, stupid, shunned by cupid
Overweight, and hairy

But every monster needs to find
That secret deep inside
That transfers dr. Jekyl
Into sexy mr. Hyde

All my monsters are beautiful
Discostoodiful, squarerootiful, oldcootiful

Monsters don't need implants
Or a bitchin' monster car
Monsters only need to love
The monsters that they are

Oh, yeah!
Gaga, dada, jawa
Peace