Hello, welcome to the show Hello, welcome to the show Olá, bem vindo ao show Thought we broke up years ago Thought we broke up years ago Pensou que a gente tivesse se separado há anos What's up, I just shit my pants What's up, I just shit my pants E aí, caguei nas calças Gambled and I lost Gambled and I lost Joguei e perdi Good times, just blew out my knee Good times, just blew out my knee Bons tempos, acabei de estourar meu joelho I've fallen and I can't get up I've fallen and I can't get up Cai e não consigo levantar Oh shit, I think I broke my back Oh shit, I think I broke my back Merda, acho que quebrei minha coluna Where's the wheelchair? Where's the wheelchair? Onde está a cadeira de rodas? I'm old school, I'm played out I'm old school, I'm played out Sou "old school" Fui ultrapassado Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis Osteoporosis, glaucoma and neurosis Osteoporose, glaucoma e neurose The vultures circling above our balding heads The vultures circling above our balding heads Os abutres circulando nossas cabeças calvas Second verse, the same as the first Second verse, the same as the first Segundo verso, é igual o primeiro I forgot the words again I forgot the words again Esqueci a letra de novo Railer, lost my inhaler Railer, lost my inhaler Perdi meu inalador Who's got a smoke for the Caper? Who's got a smoke for the Caper? Quem tem um cigarro pro Caper? Hold on, let me catch my breath... Hold on, let me catch my breath... Espera, deixa eu recuperar meu fôlego Alright, I feel better now Alright, I feel better now Ok, me sinto melhor agora Take it to the bridge Take it to the bridge Vamos para a ponte I'll never be Ozzy I'll never be Ozzy Eu nunca serei o Ozzy On stage when I'm fifty On stage when I'm fifty No palco quando eu tiver 50 anos I'm gonna look like Elvis I'm gonna look like Elvis Vou parecer o Elvis By the time I'm forty By the time I'm forty Quando tiver 40 anos We're already bogus We're already bogus Já somos ruins We're already fading We're already fading Já estamos desaparecendo We'll never be The Rolling Stones We'll never be The Rolling Stones Nunca seremos os Rolling Stones I'm staying home I'm staying home Vou ficar em casa Dementia and senility Dementia and senility Demencia e senilidade My failing muscles atrophy My failing muscles atrophy Meus musculos se atrofiam I've lost all ability, I've lost all ability, Perdi todas as minhas habilidades Falling apart Falling apart Caindo aos pedaços Blue hair, brown teeth Blue hair, brown teeth Cabelo azul, dente marrom Failing livers, defeat Failing livers, defeat Fígado deficiente Maybe we will try to pull it off for another year Maybe we will try to pull it off for another year Talvez vamos tentar conseguir Por mais um ano