you're riot gear at the des moines zoo
you're a three course meal when you know you can't chew
like an empty envelope at the bank deposit
like a three-piece prada suit hanging in my closet

you're wasted
wasted on me
you're wasted
wasted, wasted
on me

you're a bad complexion on a movie star
you're a free beer at a real shitty bar
and you're way too drunk on the wine you didn't bring
but you're my favorite thing, you're my favorite thing

but you're wasted
wasted on me
you're wasted
wasted, wasted
on me

and you say all i need is love
and you say
you say all i need is love
you say all i need is love
but your words are just
wasted

you're cinderella at the wrong fuckin' ball
you're the very best friend that i never ever call
you're the last one out of a house you didn't build
and like a good actor in a soft porn film

you're just wasted
wasted on me