Now I been datin this girl named katie, she hot as hell Now I been datin this girl named katie, she hot as hell Eu estou namorando essa garota chamada Katie, gostosa por demais And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell E o corpo dela e fantastico, a vagina rapada e sem cheiro ruim And I don't fall for chickens And I don't fall for chickens E eu nao me fico amarrado em mulher But this one a little different But this one a little different Mas esta e um pouco diferente Body sickening Body sickening Corpo doentiu Plus she really good at making breaded chicken Plus she really good at making breaded chicken Alem disso ela faz uma galinha super boa Got me thinkin she the one man Got me thinkin she the one man Me faz pensar que ela e a tal Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man Even fully clothed, shawty really fun man Mesmo com roupa, caralho ela e fantastica Get a lotta hos, but none of those come close Get a lotta hos, but none of those come close Tive um montao delas, mas nenhuma chega perto I swear this the most that I' ve felt so damn exposed I swear this the most that I' ve felt so damn exposed Eu juro, isto e o mais exposto que alguma vez tive Oh yeah there's one more thing Oh yeah there's one more thing Ah, existe mais uma coisa And I know this shit gonna sound insane And I know this shit gonna sound insane E eu sei que esta merda parece de doidos But I still haven't hit it But I still haven't hit it Mas a gente ainda nao transou I admit it, I wish i was kidding I admit it, I wish i was kidding Eu admito, adorava tar brincando Never been up inside before Never been up inside before Nunca estive dentro dela antes Because shes only fucked one guy before Because shes only fucked one guy before Porque ela so fodeu com outro cara antes And though I really wanna boink this whore And though I really wanna boink this whore E eu penso que realmente quero cutocar ela She ma sweetie 3.14 She ma sweetie 3.14 Ela e minha coisa fofa (3.14 So I'm stayin patient, and masterbating So I'm stayin patient, and masterbating Entao eu espero paciente e me masturbando And now ma heart is sorta racing And now ma heart is sorta racing E agora meu coracao ta correndo Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating Porque ela falou que esta noite vai ser a noite de fornicar Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out Caralho, tou dentro, estou prestes a soltar tudo I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake Eu vou pegar essa doida, como um elaborado aperto de mao negro But on the way to crib, we pass this kid But on the way to crib, we pass this kid Mas no caminho para casa, ela passa por esse moleque And he seem to know who katie is And he seem to know who katie is E ele aparenta saber quem a Katie e So I say "who this" and she say So I say "who this" and she say Entao eu falo "quem e esse" e ela fala Dicky, this is my ex boyfriend jim" Dicky, this is my ex boyfriend jim" Dicky, esse e o meu ex-namorado Jim And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type E eu nao costumo ser do tipo ciumento But as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes But as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes Mas enquanto olho para esse cara, eu nao acredito nos meus olhos Cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life Cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life Pois ele e o cara mais lindo que eu ja vi na minha vida He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod Ele tem cabelo fantastico, um maxilar de invejar, um corpo doentio Man this the closest thing I've seen to a grecian god Man this the closest thing I've seen to a grecian god Cara, ele e a coisa mais proxima de um Deus grego And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww E agora eu olho para a minha mina, pois o caralho desse cara teve dentro dela rawww Awww damn Awww damn Ahhhh porra Man this is crazy Man this is crazy Cara isto e doido I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady Eu nao acredito que este cara fodia com a minha senhora I bet he left that pussy ravaged like haiti I bet he left that pussy ravaged like haiti Aposto que ele deixou aquela buceta pior que o Haiti Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades a Katie esta a abracar e a aperter os ombros dele And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay E eu tou ficando super chateado, isso nao e normal And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay E ai eles falam "Vamos tomar umas" e eu falo OK Even though I was about to get laid! Even though I was about to get laid! Apesar de eu ter estado prestes a transar! Man this mafucka look like ashton Man this mafucka look like ashton Porra esse cara parece o Ashton Combined wit a lil hugh jackman Combined wit a lil hugh jackman combinado cum um pouco do Hugh Jackman In other words, he's so damn attractive In other words, he's so damn attractive Em outras palavras, ele e super atraente So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him Tem um bronzeado tal que so pode ter um pouco de negro nele Now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him Now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him Agora estou nas traseiras com ele, falando duns trocos And he payin for it all, he investment bankin And he payin for it all, he investment bankin E ele esta pagando tudo, investimento bancario I'm acting, like I ain't distracted I'm acting, like I ain't distracted Eu estou fingindo que nao estou distraido But I'm reenacting him and katie bangin But I'm reenacting him and katie bangin Mas estou imaginando eles transando And now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss And now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss E agora estou ficando fodido, entao vou mijar Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is A meio do mijo, olho para a esquerda e adivinha quem ele e And I had to see, and I was mad discrete And I had to see, and I was mad discrete E eu tive de olhar, e fui super discreto And I got on my toes and I took a little peek And I got on my toes and I took a little peek E estava na ponta dos pes e deu uma olhada Oh my god becky, look at that cock Oh my god becky, look at that cock O meu Deus Becky, olha para aquele caralho And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type E eu nao costumo ser do tipo invejoso But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes Mas enquanto estou olhando para o seu caralho, eu nao acredito nos meus olhos Because he's got the biggest cock that i've seen in my whole life Because he's got the biggest cock that i've seen in my whole life Porque ele tem um dos maiores caralhos que eu ja vi em toda a minha vida And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate E agora tou olhando para o caralho mole desse cara com bastante odio Because the shit is plus 8 like jon and kate Because the shit is plus 8 like jon and kate Porque essa porra e tipo 8 como o John e a Kate And i don't know if I can date ma girl after tonight And i don't know if I can date ma girl after tonight E eu nao sei se consigo namorar com a minha gata depois dessa noite Aw damn Aw damn Ah porra... I don't know what to do I don't know what to do Eu nao sei o que fazer Dude's dick is really huge Dude's dick is really huge Caralho do cara e bem grande I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth Eu nao fazia nocao que penis podiam ser tao esbeltos I know she's missin that I know she's missin that Eu sei que ela esta sentindo falta daquilo My penis isn't that My penis isn't that O meu penis nao e assim I'm lookin closer i think that his dick has abs I'm lookin closer i think that his dick has abs Tou olhando mais de perto e eu acho que esse caralho tem tanquinho Six pack on a dick Six pack on a dick Tanquinho num caralho Now what the fuck is that Now what the fuck is that Que porra e essa It's so long and thick It's so long and thick E tao longo e grosso It's like a punching bag It's like a punching bag E como um saco de porrada I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing I'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing Eu tou falando que e tao macio, a cabela e fantastica Got ma dick looking like a raisin Got ma dick looking like a raisin O meu caralho parece uma passa Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its crazy Skin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its crazy Um tom de pele insano, cara esse caralho parece o saddam hussain, e doido What the fuck should I do? What the fuck should I do? Que porra devo eu fazer? He gotta ruth's chris dick, and mine's a drive thru He gotta ruth's chris dick, and mine's a drive thru Ele tem um caralho de um restaurante fino, o meu e um drive-trhu I think it's time to I think it's time to Eu acho que ta na hora Tell katie ma goodbyes Tell katie ma goodbyes De falar tchau para Katie Cuz I simply can't survive Cuz I simply can't survive Pois eu nao consigo sobreviver After seeing what was in between his thighs After seeing what was in between his thighs Depois de ver o que esteve entre suas pernas So I tell her So I tell her Entao eu falo para ela That this dude's gotta dick that i don't comprehend That this dude's gotta dick that i don't comprehend Esse cara tem um caralho que eu nao compreendo I had to move ma neck to see it end to end I had to move ma neck to see it end to end Tive de mover meu pescoço para ver do principio ao fim I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense Quero dizer, a fisica do seu caralho nao fazem sentido And i think it's for the best if this comes to an end And i think it's for the best if this comes to an end E eu acho que e melhor se ficarmos por aqui Because the sex with him must have been the best Because the sex with him must have been the best Porque sexo com ele deve ter sido do melhor And I would say let's just be friends And I would say let's just be friends E eu falaria para ficarmos como amigos But I think i would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye But I think i would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye Mas eu acho que iria apenas pensar no caralho dele o tempo todo, entao adeus Then she told me dicky i don't really know what to say Then she told me dicky i don't really know what to say Entao ela me falou "Dicky, eu nao sei o que falar Because I dated this dude in second grade Because I dated this dude in second grade Porque eu namorei com esse cara na segunda serie So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd So I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd Entao nao sei nada sobre o caralho dele. Agora vamos para casa e transar And then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped And then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped Ai eu levei ela para a minha casa, e voces sabem que nossas barrigas se tocaram And I gave her an o like i was selling crack, and when I came And I gave her an o like i was selling crack, and when I came E eu dei pra ela um O como se tivesse vendendo droga e gozei I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. aww damn I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. aww damn Tirei de dentro e gozer sobre a coxa esquerda dela... porra...