I like apple pie I like apple pie Eu gosto de torta de maçã And you like banoffee And you like banoffee E você de banoffee We both love shopping for furniture We both love shopping for furniture Nós dois gostamos de comprar móveis And meeting for coffee And meeting for coffee e esperamos o café We pretend we're into art galleries We pretend we're into art galleries E fingimos gostar de galerias de arte 'Cause it makes us feel clever 'Cause it makes us feel clever porquê isso nos faz espertos We're both in our element when we're on our knees We're both in our element when we're on our knees somos ambos em nosso elemento quando estamos ajoelhados Whatever the weather Whatever the weather E tanto faz o tempo I could be your fag hag I could be your fag hag Eu poderia ser a fag hag And you could be my gay And you could be my gay E você poderia ser meu gay I'll never make you feel sad I'll never make you feel sad Eu nunca vou te fazer sentir-se triste When you come out to play When you come out to play Quando você sair pra brincar I could be your fag hag I could be your fag hag Eu poderia ser a fag hag And you could be my gay And you could be my gay E você poderia ser meu gay I'll never make you feel sad I'll never make you feel sad Eu nunca vou te fazer sentir-se triste When you come out to play When you come out to play Quando você sair pra brincar We don't give a f*ck We don't give a f*ck Nós cagamos What people are thinking What people are thinking para o que as pessoas estão pensando I know you'll always look out for me I know you'll always look out for me Eu sei que você sempre cuida de mim When we go out drinking When we go out drinking Quando eu saio pra beber I can ask you things I can't ask anyone I can ask you things I can't ask anyone Eu posso te perguntar coisas que não posso contar pra ninguém And you'll give me direction And you'll give me direction E você vai me dar a direção Apart from me, you're the only other person I know Apart from me, you're the only other person I know Exceto eu mesmo, você é a única pessoa que eu conheço Who reads the travel section Who reads the travel section que lê a sessão de viagem I could be your fag hag I could be your fag hag Eu poderia ser a fag hag And you could be my gay And you could be my gay E você poderia ser meu gay I'll never make you feel sad I'll never make you feel sad Eu nunca vou te fazer sentir-se triste When you come out to play When you come out to play Quando você sair pra brincar I could be your fag hag I could be your fag hag Eu poderia ser a fag hag And you could be my gay And you could be my gay E você poderia ser meu gay I'll never make you feel sad I'll never make you feel sad Eu nunca vou te fazer sentir-se triste When you come out to play When you come out to play Quando você sair pra brincar Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Be my gay Be my gay Seja meu gay Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I could be your fag hag I could be your fag hag Eu poderia ser a fag hag And you could be my gay And you could be my gay E você poderia ser meu gay I'll never make you feel sad I'll never make you feel sad Eu nunca vou te fazer sentir-se triste When you come out to play When you come out to play Quando você sair pra brincar I could be your fag hag I could be your fag hag Eu poderia ser a fag hag And you could be my gay And you could be my gay E você poderia ser meu gay I'll never make you feel sad I'll never make you feel sad Eu nunca vou te fazer sentir-se triste When you come out to play. When you come out to play. Quando você sair pra brincar