Have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

The winter snow is falling and the happy sleigh bells ring
The jolly fat man checks his list to see what he will bring
If someone's being naughty, write to the man in red
Then underneath that special tree you'll find his severed head

When Santa gets your letter
He'll know just what to do
This year he will retaliate for you

Something something blah blah to you
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

You eat those pigs and turkeys because they taste so good
Well, Santa made their wish come true and now they're eating you
Trees will cut down people and put them up inside
They stand there on their bloody stumps, dry out and mummify

When Santa gets your letter
He'll know just what to do
This year he will retaliate for you

Something something blah blah to you
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

Ho!
Ho-ho-ho!
Happy Hellidaze!

Something something blah blah to you, yeah
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

Something something blah blah to you, yeah
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

Ho-ho-ho!
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah