Sober
Life is a prison
Shit-faced
It is a blessing
Sober
Nobody wants you
Shit-faced
They're all undressing
Oh, sober
It's ever darker
Shit-faced
The moon is nearer
Sober
You're old and ugly
Shit-faced
Who needs a mirror
Oh, sober
You're a cro-magnon
Shitfaced
You're very clever
Sober
You never should be
Shit-faced
Now and forever

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because dreaming
Only makes me blue
I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because
I only dream of you

I gotta get
Too pissed to miss you
Or i'll never get to sleep
I gotta drink wine
Apt to pine for you
And god knows
That ain't cheap

I know
You think i'm insane
I know
It's not appealing
But till
I'm feeling no pain
Guess what
I'll be feeling

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because dreaming
Only makes me blue
I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because
I only dream of you

I gotta get
Too fried to cry
Or i'll be crying
All night long
I gotta get
Too high to sigh
Oh my God
Where did i go wrong

So why
Do i get plastered
And why am i so lonely
It's you
You heartless bastard
You're my one and only

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because dreaming
Only makes me blue
I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because
I only dream of you

I gotta get
Too pissed to miss you
Or i'll never get to sleep
I gotta drink
Apt to pine for you
And God knows
That ain't cheap

And god knows
That ain't cheeeeaaappp