INNKEEPER
Don Quixote de La Mancha,
Having proved yourself this day
In glorious and terrible combat,
And by my authority as lord of this castle...
I hereby dub thee knight!

DON QUIXOTE
But, your Lordship...

INNKEEPER
Didn't I do it right?

DON QUIXOTE
If Your Lordship could make some mention of the deeds
I performed to earn this honor...?

INNKEEPER
Of course.

DON QUIXOTE
And it is customary to grant
the new knight an added name.
If Your Lordship could devise
such a name for me...?

INNKEEPER
Hmmm.