You look at me from you're fresh fruit juices
Don't you know that vitamins are useless
The trouble with you is you don't know what booze is
You've got a lot to learn

Look over there at that useless geezer
He's having fun with his orange squeezer
Why don't you stick it in a bacardi breezer
You've got a lot to learn

We drink what we wanna drink - living on alcohol
Hi there we're the missing link

Now don't tell anyone but there was a time
When I knew this geezer who drank lager with lime
Now I can take the lager but forget the lime
'cos if you drink like that you're no friend of mine
No No you're no friend of mine