Well I've seen shows and I've seen soaps
And horrible things under microscopes
And I've seen David Beckhams wife
Come on girl get a life
And I've seen the big brother house
And some tomcat that's scared of a mouse
And I've seen a man dressed like a bat
Holy Moly what d'ya think about that

And I've seen a bloke called Charlie Chan
But I've never ever seen the invisible man
And I've seen things that could make you scream
Come to think of it, it was Mr Bean
And I've seen girls murdered in showers
And I've seen programs all about flowers
Sometimes they go on for hours and hours
But at least they're funnier than Austin Powers

Now I've seen news and I've seen sport
And Saddam Hussein when he got caught
And I've seen people who sit in a chair
And ten minutes later they're a millionaire
And I've seen a bloke called 007
With Pussy Galore in a seventh heaven
And I've seen violence and I've seen sex
Well I don't know whatever next