There’s a hotel on a hill
And the food will make you ill
But there are many other reasons to stay
There’s always people in their rooms
Watching the sky in all its gloom
As they are casting all their bad dreams away
And I know you’d like to stay but
Their rooms are full today and so
Looks like you’ll have to stay sad
But if you’d like you could reserve a double bed or two for you
And there’s a road that takes you there
And there’s a million flights of stairs
You’ll have to climb to find the hotel
The stairs are grind around the hotel
It’s not your average kind of motel
The hotel on a hill