I wish you smelled a little funny I wish you smelled a little funny Desejo-lhe cheirava um pouco engraçado Not just funny really bad Not just funny really bad Não apenas engraçado realmente ruim We could roam the streets forever We could roam the streets forever Poderíamos vagar pelas ruas para sempre Just like cats but we'd never stray Just like cats but we'd never stray Assim como os gatos, mas nunca tínhamos perdido I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I sometimes wish you were a mermaid Às vezes eu queria que você estivesse uma sereia I could raise you in the tub at home I could raise you in the tub at home Eu poderia levantá-lo na banheira em casa We could take a swim together We could take a swim together Poderíamos tomar um banho juntos On weekly day trips to the bay On weekly day trips to the bay Em viagens de um dia semanal para a baía Oh you and me Oh you and me Oh você e eu It would be only you and me It would be only you and me Seria só você e eu Oh you and me Oh you and me Oh você e eu It would be only you and me It would be only you and me Seria só você e eu I wish you were a little bigger I wish you were a little bigger Eu queria que você fosse um pouco maior Not just big but really fat Not just big but really fat Não apenas grande, mas muito gordo Doors you would no longer fit through Doors you would no longer fit through Portas que você não mais se encaixam através de In my bed you would have to stay In my bed you would have to stay Na minha cama você teria que ficar I often wish that you had feathers I often wish that you had feathers Muitas vezes eu desejo que você tinha penas I'd keep you in a giant cage I'd keep you in a giant cage Eu mantê-lo em uma gaiola gigante All day long I'd sit and watch you All day long I'd sit and watch you Durante todo o dia eu sentar e assistir você I'd sing for you and that would be okay I'd sing for you and that would be okay Eu cantava para você e que estaria tudo bem People say there are plenty of fish People say there are plenty of fish As pessoas dizem que há uma abundância de peixes In the sea, baby, all I do is wish In the sea, baby, all I do is wish No mar do bebê, tudo o que faço é o desejo I wish you were a little slower I wish you were a little slower Eu queria que você fosse um pouco mais lento Not just slow but paralyzed Not just slow but paralyzed Não apenas lento, mas paralisado Then I could plug you into a socket Then I could plug you into a socket Então eu poderia ligar-lo em uma tomada So you could never run away So you could never run away Então, você nunca poderia fugir I really wish that you were smaller I really wish that you were smaller Eu realmente gostaria que você fosse menor Not just small but really really short Not just small but really really short Não apenas pequeno, mas muito, muito curto So I could put you in my pocket So I could put you in my pocket Para que eu pudesse colocá-lo em meu bolso And carry you around all day And carry you around all day E levá-lo o dia todo