The world to day seems absolutly crackers The world to day seems absolutly crackers O mundo de hoje parece biscoitos absolutly with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high com bombas nucleares para explodir todos nós ao alto there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger há tolos e idiotas sentados no gatilho Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why Sua deprimente, e sua sensless, e é por isso que I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês They only come up to your knees They only come up to your knees Eles só vêm até seus joelhos Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please No entanto, eles estão sempre amigável, e eles estão prontos para agradar I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês There's 900 million of them in the world today There's 900 million of them in the world today Há 900 milhões deles no mundo de hoje You better learn to like them thats what I say You better learn to like them thats what I say É melhor você aprender a gostar delas isso é o que eu digo I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês They come from a long way overseas They come from a long way overseas Eles vêm de um longo caminho no exterior But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready toplease But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready toplease Mas eles são fofos e são fofinhos, e eles estão prontos toplease I like Chinese food I like Chinese food Eu gosto de comida chinesa The waiters never are rude The waiters never are rude Os garçons nunca são rudes Think of the many things they've done to impress Think of the many things they've done to impress Pense das muitas coisas que eles fizeram para impressionar There's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess There's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess Há maoísmo, Taoísmo, I-Ching e xadrez I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like their tiny little trees I like their tiny little trees Eu gosto de suas pequenas árvores pequenas Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze Suas Zen, seu ping-pong, Ying e seus Yangeeze I like Chinese thoughts I like Chinese thoughts Eu gosto de pensamentos chineses The wisdom that Confucious taught The wisdom that Confucious taught A sabedoria que ensinou Confucious If Darwin has anything to shout about If Darwin has anything to shout about Se Darwin tem alguma coisa a gritar sobre The Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt The Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt Os chineses vão sobreviver a todos nós, sem dúvida So, I like Chinese So, I like Chinese Então, eu como o chinês I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês They only come up to your knees They only come up to your knees Eles só vêm até seus joelhos Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please No entanto, eles são sábios e estão espirituoso e eles estão prontos para agradar --All together now-- --All together now-- - Todos juntos agora - Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yan Wa ai chun ger yan Wa ai chun yan ger Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen. Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen. Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen. I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês Their food is gaurenteed to please Their food is gaurenteed to please Seu alimento é garantido para agradar A Fourteeen, a Seven, a Nine and Lychees A Fourteeen, a Seven, a Nine and Lychees A Fourteeen, a Seven, uma nove e Lychees I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like Chinese I like Chinese Eu gosto de chinês I like their tiny little trees I like their tiny little trees Eu gosto de suas pequenas árvores pequenas Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze Suas Zen, seu ping-pong, Ying e seus Yangeeze