Friends - you said we'd always be friends
You said we'd solve all our problems
And work it all out platonically

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But that's no fun, that's no fun
because you've gotta be stupid, if you wanna love me.

Why - you're always asking me why
You gotta have all the answers
and categorize definitively.

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If you think this code we're making
is like mental undertaking
What you gonna do to survive?
I guess you must have disregarded
that you have to be retarded
if you wanna keep it alive.

So - you're always telling me so
You're always shaking your finger, and wagging your tail
emphatically.

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I'm frozen in self consciousness
But you can thaw me out
As long as you're naive enough
And really can't conceive enough
As long as you're too stupid
To know what I'm talking about.

Spell - you're asking me to spell
You said it's I before E
So F-R-I before E-N-D.