See its a great big storm to be alive.
What a great big storm
To be alive and wide-awake!
Are you tired of other people
Hogging the spotlight?

Have you always been a wallflower
Or a shrinking violet wanting to be
The life of the party, center of attention
And the most desirable, enviable player
On the scene, but were afraid
And lacked confidence before?

Well you need cocaine!
Yes cocaine is the answer
To all of your social situations.
You will suddenly be funny