Dimbo was a scallywag
Lived inside a doggy-bag
Just the other side of Tucson.
Mary was his honey bun
Did the same for everyone,
Dimbo always turned her juice on.

Oh Louanna, let me be your Dimbo Dimbo man,
Oh Louanna, give it here and I'll do all I can.

Dimbo rode a barber pole,
Mary took a jelly roll,
How she said she needed trimmin'.
Dimbo took his scissor out,
Mary never had a doubt,
Dimbo always left her swimmin'.

I'm sayin', oh Louanna, let me be your dimbo Dimbo man,
Oh Louanna, give it here and I'll do all I can.

Dimbo popped a coconut,
Mary felt it in her gut,
Said it felt just like a genie.
Dimbo said to Mary, look,
We're a true adventure book,
Captain Love meets Doctor Meanie.

I'm sayin', oh Louanna, let me be your Dimbo Dimbo man,
Oh Louanna, give it here and I'll do all I can.
Oh Louanna, let me be your Dimbo Dimbo man,
Oh Louanna, give it here and I'll do all I can.