There was a guy where I am from There was a guy where I am from Havia um cara de onde eu sou Smothered his dog in bubblegum Smothered his dog in bubblegum Smothered seu cão em chiclete Ain't that sad Ain't that sad Isso não é triste Who would'a thought he'd be that bad Who would'a thought he'd be that bad Quem Would'a pensei que ele ia ser tão ruim assim