Come and take me kid
While I am hot
It's educational bijoux
That's right, just for me and for you

And now you eat me in chunks
You tea dip me in dunks
I am no good for your health
No who's your father son

This bawdy scrafice
On every Saturday night
Come along with me
I'll change you're luck you'll see

Just don't drop drugs on my rug
You'll get no hugs from those thugs
You'll need a love potion
For sophisticated travelers

Under my Big Top Grand Palace of Love...