Do not try to pretend
That you know where I am from
Try to hear this puzzle
Because it's not communism

My country is small
But it's still bigger than the mall
Three thousand people inside
Let's run away and commit suicide

Basketball addiction
It's a crazy religion
We do not have many medals
Oh wait now we're swimmers

Did you hear about Zeppelin?
It's food is edible
It's funny how we value it
Incredible purple soup

Three white lines on one side
You are asked to smoke
Do not be kidding
You are about to be choked

No legal profanity
We borrow them from neighbors
No manners
Only crazy Slavic dancers

Do not call us Russians
Brings scary discussions
They call us beer lovers
But we are just alcoholics

We like our pizza
In mayonnaise and ketchup
We like our cars
And the bottle of vodka

My country is small
But even bigger than the mall
Three thousand people inside
It's called Lithuania