Birds are dumb cause small bird brains Birds are dumb cause small bird brains Pássaros são burros porque têm pequenos cérebros de pássaro But so are kids and old people But so are kids and old people Mas também são burras as crianças e os velhos Some birds talk, most others sing Some birds talk, most others sing Alguns pássaros falam, enquanto a maioria canta I don't see you eating a talking bird I don't see you eating a talking bird Eu não vejo você comendo um pássaro falante Pigs smell bad and roll in poo Pigs smell bad and roll in poo Porcos cheiram mal e rolam no esterco But so do kids and elderly But so do kids and elderly Mas também cheiram mal as crianças e os idosos I don't see you chop off an old man's feet I don't see you chop off an old man's feet Eu não vejo você cortar fora os pés de um velho, Put them in a mason jar and pickle them Put them in a mason jar and pickle them Botar eles num pote de conserva e fazê-los de picles No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too Sem mingau para você, porque moluscos também têm sentimentos Actually they don't have central nervousness Actually they don't have central nervousness Na verdade eles não têm centro nervoso No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile Sem estilo Manhattan, moluscos têm o direito de sorrir Come to think about it they don't have a face Come to think about it they don't have a face pense nisso, eles não têm um rosto They have no face, no place for ears They have no face, no place for ears Eles não têm rostos, não têm lugar para orelhas There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears Não há olhos de moluscos para chorar lágrimas de moluscos No spinal cord, they must get bored No spinal cord, they must get bored Sem cordão espinhal, eles devem ficar bastante entediados Might as well just put them out of misery Might as well just put them out of misery Bem que poderiam poupa-los da tristeza I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenceless shellfish I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenceless shellfish Eu não acho que seja egoísmo comer moluscos sem defesa No chowder for you!! clams have feelings too No chowder for you!! clams have feelings too Sem mingau para você! Moluscos também têm sentimentos It could happen to you clams have feelings too It could happen to you clams have feelings too Poderia acontecer com você! Moluscos também têm sentimentos I don't think they do, clams have feelings too I don't think they do, clams have feelings too Eu não acho que eles tenham! Moluscos também têm sentimentos