Shell have another piece of pie Shell have another piece of pie Shell que otro pedazo de pastel Shell have a double reuben rye Shell have a double reuben rye Shell tienen un doble centeno Reuben She kicks hard at eating well She kicks hard at eating well Ella patea duro para comer bien Thats why I love her Thats why I love her Es por eso que la quiero Shes got a couple of pony kegs Shes got a couple of pony kegs Ella tiene un par de barriles de Pony Her arms are bigger than my legs Her arms are bigger than my legs Sus brazos son más grandes que mis piernas And when she holds me I cant breathe And when she holds me I cant breathe Y cuando ella me sostiene no puedo respirar Thats why I love her Thats why I love her Es por eso que la quiero Im her butter she my bread Im her butter she my bread Im ella mi pan de mantequilla Shes like a mobile waterbed Shes like a mobile waterbed como un móvil de Shes cama de agua And hwen I got on top of her And hwen I got on top of her Hwen Y tengo en la parte superior de su I cant touch the mattress I cant touch the mattress No puedo tocar el colchón And when her flesh begins to sag And when her flesh begins to sag Y cuando la carne comienza a ceder Shes like a human sleeping bag Shes like a human sleeping bag De Shes como un saco de dormir humano I feel so cozy safe and warm I feel so cozy safe and warm Me siento tan seguro y cálido y acogedor Shes my insulation Shes my insulation Shes mi aislamiento I always know where she sat I always know where she sat Siempre sé donde estaba sentada And when shes on me I get flat And when shes on me I get flat Y cuando ella está en mí Consigo plana Some broken ribs a punctured gut Some broken ribs a punctured gut Algunas costillas rotas un intestino perforado Thats why I love her Thats why I love her Es por eso que la quiero Shes my phillie Im her stud Shes my phillie Im her stud Ella es mi Phillie'm su semental Her bean is bigger than my pud Her bean is bigger than my pud Su grano es más grande que mi pud Its like feeding a tic-tac to a whale Its like feeding a tic-tac to a whale Es como alimentar a un tic -tac de una ballena Thats why I love her Thats why I love her Es por eso que la quiero