Question him not for he has the power of steroids
Conjuring might, flashes of night, cringing, naked steroids.
Next it's Uncle Knuckle fanny swattin' a pansy
Make no mistake, his powers great your life he'll take.

What he's hiding would start crying
Hemantoma (MAN DO!)
What's for dinner? Would you eat some?
He just made it (MAN DO!)
What concussion would cause damage?
Hemantoma aneurysm! Man that felt good!
Do you want more? What's your problem?
Pepper your smiling face!
Would that suffice? He's got power
Mandibular decapitus
Do you see me now? He-Man is violent...

Is he a sissy? A pansy? A prince and a pussy wearing purple pants
A mullet, a hair piece, a helmet, his secret, a princess in hiding Goldie Locks
Jock strap, meathead, roid rage, shrivelled nutsack, pimples
He used to be the master of the universe!
Smashing, kicking, punching, biting, giggling, kissing berserker
Running from the po-po's, picture this in slow mo'

What he's hiding would start crying
Hemantoma (MAN DO!)
What's for dinner? Would you eat some?
He just made it (MAN DO!)
What concussion would cause damage?
Hemantoma aneurysm! Man that felt good!
Do you want more? What's your problem?
Pepper your smiling face!
Would that suffice? He's Scott Power
Mandibular decapitus
Do you see me now? He-Man is violent...