On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady No banco de uma parada ônibus sentou uma velha senhora It was clear she was dead yeah we all could agree It was clear she was dead yeah we all could agree Estava claro que ela estava morta, sim, todos nós podíamos concordar And that death had arrived quite unexpectedly And that death had arrived quite unexpectedly E aquela morte havia acontecido bem inesperadamente Cause the poor wretch died with a book on her knee Cause the poor wretch died with a book on her knee Pois a pobre infeliz morreu com um livro em seu joelho Chrissy kiss the corpse Chrissy kiss the corpse Chrissy beija o cadáver Chrissy kiss the corpse Chrissy kiss the corpse Chrissy beija o cadáver David drew a mustache under her nose David drew a mustache under her nose David desenhou um bigode embaixo de seu nariz Nick put a burning match between her toes Nick put a burning match between her toes Nick colocou um fósforo aceso entre seus dedos I put a cockroach in her pantyhose I put a cockroach in her pantyhose Eu coloquei um barata em sua meia-calça Chrissy put on some lipstick Chrissy put on some lipstick Chrissy colocou um pouco de batom and struck a dramatic pose and struck a dramatic pose e fez uma pose dramática Chrissy's such a pretty lass Chrissy's such a pretty lass Chrissy é uma moça tão bonita as benign as broken glass as benign as broken glass Tão benigna quanto vidro quebrado No one in her family knows No one in her family knows Ninguém em sua família sabe the vile hobby that she chose the vile hobby that she chose O passatempo vil que ela escolheu Some cops came by so we hid behind a tree Some cops came by so we hid behind a tree Alguns policiais chegaram então nos escondemos atrás de uma árvore I peeked out and they noticed me I peeked out and they noticed me Eu dei uma espiada e eles me perceberam And said fondling the dead is a felony And said fondling the dead is a felony E disseram 'fazer carícias em mortos é um crime But you got nothing to fear But you got nothing to fear Mas você não tem nada a temer 'cause we only came to see 'cause we only came to see Porque só viemos ver...' Chrissy kiss the corpse Chrissy kiss the corpse Chrissy beijar o cadáver to see Chrissy kiss the corpse to see Chrissy kiss the corpse Ver Chrissy beijar o cadáver Chrissy's such a pretty thing Chrissy's such a pretty thing Chrissy é uma coisa tão bonita gentle as a scorpion sting gentle as a scorpion sting Suave como a picada de um escorpião No one ever would suspect No one ever would suspect Ninguém nunca suspeitaria that her mind's completely wrecked that her mind's completely wrecked Que sua cabeça está completamente arruinada