stand up and say your name.
it's now your turn to voice your complaints of me since i seem to be such a terrible person and i seem to have done you all wrong.
but, oh yeah, before you begin, fuck you!
you can't suck me into your drama.
i have real problems and, believe me, you never took the time to know them.
so don't be expecting me to say "you're welcome."
i wouldn't thank you if you saved my life.
these are twelve of the twelve steps in a twelve step program.
and everyone seems to think that they know me so well but they don't know shit.
so listen up!
because i don't need you to tell me my problems.
i drink because i know them all to well.