To pay or not toupee, that is the question To pay or not toupee, that is the question Pagar ou não a peruca, essa é a questão It refused to stay as it all turned grey, old William It refused to stay as it all turned grey, old William Isso se recusou a estar como tudo isso se tornou cinza, velho William Shakespeare's receding hair Shakespeare's receding hair O retrógrado cabelo de Shakespeare Please excuse the pun, it's "hair" today, gone tomorrow, Please excuse the pun, it's "hair" today, gone tomorrow, Por favor me perdoe o trocadilho, hoje é "cabelo", acabado amanhã so be thankful for what precious locks you have so be thankful for what precious locks you have Então esteja agradecido por suas preciosas fechaduras que você tem To pay or not toupee, that is the question To pay or not toupee, that is the question Pagar ou não a peruca, essa é a questão And by the way, I just gotta say thank the Lord I'm not And by the way, I just gotta say thank the Lord I'm not E a propósito, eu só quero agradecer ao Senhor que eu não estou going bald going bald ficando careca And if I may quip, my curls and I are just like heaven And if I may quip, my curls and I are just like heaven E se eu vou satirizar, meus cachos e eu são como o paraíso 'cause rest assured, they'll be no parting there 'cause rest assured, they'll be no parting there Porque certamente descansei, eles não se despediram lá But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck, hard cheese But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck, hard cheese Mas eu deveria ficar nú como Friar Tuck, queijo duro to swallow, it makes me smile 'cause I know just what I'd to swallow, it makes me smile 'cause I know just what I'd para engolir, isso me faz sorrir porque eu simplesmente sei o que eu irei do do fazer Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with I'd Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with I'd Sim, se eu tivesse mais asas que eu soubesse o que fazer com elas, eu iria open a second hand store open a second hand store abrir um brechó And if you ever went bald you'd recall it 'cause I'd And if you ever went bald you'd recall it 'cause I'd E se você já ficou careca você lembraria disso porque eu cleverly call it "Rugs From Me To You" cleverly call it "Rugs From Me To You" sabiamente chamo isso the "topetes de mim pra você"