Was Swinging on a Ruber Band
And Tarzan
Got Hit by a Frying pan
Ouch that really hurt
Now Tarzan has a tan
And I hope it don't peel
I said I hope it don't peel
Like a Bannana

Verse 2

Jane
Was Cruising on here aeroplane
And Jane
Got swept up by a hurricane
Ouch that really hurt
Now Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a tan
And I hope it don't peel
Like a banana

Verse 3

Monkey
Was feeling all so funky
And monkey
Got kicked by and donkey
Ouch that really hurt
Now monkey aint so funk
A Jane has a Pain
And tarzan has a tan
And I hope it don't peal
Like a banana

Verse 4

Charlie
Was Cruzing on His Harley
And Charlie got hit by Bob Marley
Ouch That really hurt
Now Charlie aint so narley
And Monkey aint so funky
And Jane has a pain
And Tarzan has a Tan
And I Hope it don't Peel
Like a Banana

Verse 5

Shamu
Was Cruzing in the Deep Blue
And Shamu
Got hit by a Big Canoe
Ouch that Really Hurt
Now Shamus Gonna Sue
And Charlie aint so Narley
And Monkey aint so Funky
And Jane has a Pain
And Tarzan has a tan
And I Hope it don't Peel
Like A Bannna