I needed something to eat
I took a walk down the street
I came to 318
Saw my sweet Magdalene

Magdalena you're the meanest
Magdalena you're the leanest
Magdalena sweet Magdalene

I went down deep in her hive
One year just turned into five
Night came and then it was gone
How did you get so strong?

Magdalena just between us
You're the meanest and the leanest
Magdalena how you get so strong?

Magdalena Magdalena
Magdalena Magdalena

And then we started to drag
Me and my Maggie Mag Mag
I begged her please no no no
She said you got to go

Magdalena just between us
You're the meanest Magdalena
Magdalena you're the meanest
Magdalena Magdalena
Magdalena Magdalena