A man walks out of his apartment A man walks out of his apartment Um homem saiu de seu apartamento, It is raining It is raining Estava chovendo e ele não pegou o guarda-chuva. He's got no umbrella He's got no umbrella Ele começou a correr debaixo das coberturas tentando salvar seu paletó. He starts running beneath the awnings trying to save his suit He starts running beneath the awnings trying to save his suit Tentando secar e secando, tentando, mas sem sucesso. Tryin' to dry and to dry and to dry but no good Tryin' to dry and to dry and to dry but no good Quanto ele chegou na plataforma de metrô abarrotada de gente, When he gets to the crowded subway platform he takes off both of his shoes When he gets to the crowded subway platform he takes off both of his shoes ele tirou seus dois sapatos. He steps right into somebody's fat loogie He steps right into somebody's fat loogie E ele pisou exatamente dentro de um grande cuspe de alguém And everyone who sees him says "ewwww" And everyone who sees him says "ewwww" E todo mundo que o viu disse: "ewww". Everyone who sees him says "ewwww" Everyone who sees him says "ewwww" Todo mundo que o viu disse: "ewww". But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of Corporate Future But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of Corporate Future Mas ele não ligou porque na noite passada ele foi visitado pelo fantasma do futuro comum. The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get E eo fantasma disse: "Tire os dois sapatos em todas as chances que tiver Especially when they're wet Especially when they're wet Especialmente quando eles estiverem molhados". He also said He also said E ele também disse: Imagine you go away on a business trip one day Imagine you go away on a business trip one day "Imagine que vai embora numa viagem de negócios um dia And when you come back home And when you come back home E quando você volta pra casa, Your children have grown Your children have grown As suas crianças tenham tenham crescido And you never made your wife moan And you never made your wife moan E você nunca fez a sua mulher se lamentar" And people make you nervous And people make you nervous "E as pessoas o deixam nervoso, You'd think the world was ending You'd think the world was ending Você deve pensar que o mundo está acabando, And everybody's features And everybody's features E os traços do rosto de todo mundo, Have somehow started blending Have somehow started blending De alguma maneira começaram a sangrar. And everything is plastic And everything is plastic E tudo é de plástico. And everyone's sarcastic And everyone's sarcastic e todo mundo é sarcástico. And all your food is frozen And all your food is frozen E toda a sua comida está congelada, It needs to be defrosted It needs to be defrosted E tudo tem que ser derretido. You'd think the world was ending You'd think the world was ending Você deve pensar que o mundo está acabando, You'd think the world was ending You'd think the world was ending Você deve pensar que o mundo está acabando, You'd think the world was ending right now You'd think the world was ending right now Você deve pensar que o mundo está acabando exatamente agora! Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee Bem, talvez você devesse simplesmente beber bem menos café. And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news E nunca mesmo assistir as notícias das dez horas. Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both Talvez você devesse beijar alguém legal ou lamber uma pedra ou duas. Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny Talvez você devesse cortar seu próprio cabelo porque isso pode ser tão divertido! It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back Isso não custa nenhum dinheiro e sempre cresce de novo. Hair grows even after you're dead Hair grows even after you're dead Cabelo cresce até depois que você estiver morto. People are just people People are just people Pessoas são só pessoas, They shouldn't make you nervous They shouldn't make you nervous Elas não devem lhe deixar nervoso. The world is everlasting The world is everlasting O mundo é interminável, It's coming and it's going It's coming and it's going Ele está sempre indo e vindo. If you don't toss your plastic If you don't toss your plastic Se você não atirar o seu plástico, The streets won't be so plastic The streets won't be so plastic As ruas não serão tão de plástico. And if you kiss somebody And if you kiss somebody E se você beijar alguém, Then both of you'll get practice Then both of you'll get practice então vocês dois vão ficar acostumados. The world is everlasting The world is everlasting O mundo é interminável, Put dirtballs in your pockets Put dirtballs in your pockets Coloque 'dirtballs' nos seus bolsos. Put dirtball's in your pockets Put dirtball's in your pockets Coloque 'dirtballs' nos seus bolsos And take off both your shoes And take off both your shoes E tire seus dois sapatos. Cause people are just people Cause people are just people Por que pessoas são só pessoas, People are just people People are just people Pessoas são só pessoas, People are just people like you People are just people like you Pessoas são só pessoas como você. People are just people People are just people Pessoas são só pessoas, People are just people People are just people Pessoas são só pessoas, People are just people like you People are just people like you Pessoas são só pessoas como você! The world is everlasting The world is everlasting O mundo é interminável, It's coming and it's going It's coming and it's going Ele está indo e vindo. The world is everlasting The world is everlasting O mundo é interminável, It's coming and it's going It's coming and it's going Ele está indo e vindo. It's coming and it's going It's coming and it's going Ele está indo e vindo.