well i met this girl on a
saturday night
saturday night
saturday night
saturday night
saturday night
saturday night

she sat there all alone
with a shirley temple, and a cellular phone
no one to call
no one to ring
'cuz no ones home

the bartender knew her number
and name, i grabbed my cell phone
and gave her a ring
wrong number

i guess i gotta do it the hard way
i walked up to her having seen the future

sorry sorry for making your life a living hell
i'm sorry sorry for making your life a living hell
but that wasnt me that was alter ego
'cuz that wasnt me that was johnny ruckus

she was so confused
from a point of view i would be confused too
im so rude, what was i thinking

but but she dug my hair, and my new suede shoes so much
she drug me straight, drug me straight to her room
and i was forgetting what i was doing
two hours later we lay on the bed
and i said sorry sorry for making your life a living hell
sorry sorry for making your life a living hell
that wasnt me that was alter ego
that wasnt me that was johnny ruckus

im sorry sorry for making your life a living hell
(im sorry, im sorry, im sorry, im sorry)
im sorry sorry for making your life a living hell
(im sorry, im sorry, im sorry)

im sorry sorry for making your life
im sorry sorry for making your life
im sorry sorry for making your life a living hell