[Verse 1]
I'm not a collector
Yeah, I'm prone to lose my shit
I've reached the end of my rope
Wise up and learn to quit

[Chorus]
Never forget
When the highlight of your life
Was the night you found a Sheetz with a drive-thru

[Verse 2]
I'm not a gumshoe
I can't seem to figure out
What it takes to find a place
Where I can be myself

[Chorus]
Never forget
When the highlight of your life
Was the night you found a Sheetz with a drive-thru

[Outro]
Ever since I was born, I used to be a baby