I have a friend who's only joy in life I have a friend who's only joy in life Eu tenho um amigo que é só alegria na vida is to skate, surf and flog his log is to skate, surf and flog his log é andar de skate, surf e seu flog log that is all he wants to do that is all he wants to do isso é tudo que ele quer fazer and I think that's really great and I think that's really great e eu acho que é realmente grande but then one day he had an accident but then one day he had an accident mas um dia ele teve um acidente they had to amputate his arms they had to amputate his arms tiveram que amputar os braços guess if he was sad that day guess if he was sad that day acho que se ele estava triste naquele dia he can't surf, he can't surf, ele não pode navegar, he can't skate he can't skate ele não pode patinar and he sure can't masturbate no more and he sure can't masturbate no more e ele com certeza não pode se masturbar mais