Buzzing from watching others'
Dramatic lives
As the TV slyly stares at me
Body piercings like those of
Ancient Egyptians, kinky slave prisoners fly at me

Placing a thorn upon her head
Slashing her wrists
Rolling around on her cavity
Being chased by little kids
Playing miniature toy accordions,
Her destiny

I abhor the whore
Who calls herself reality
Reality TV
I abhor the whore
Who calls herself reality
Reality TV

Fundamentally mental
Deprived of meaning
Hedonistic theatrical entropy
The gaining of false confidence
From the failures of others cheering
"No, that can't be me"

I abhor the whore
Who calls herself reality
Reality TV
I abhor the whore
Who calls herself reality
Reality TV

A genetically mysterious horde of specimens
Sharing their empty lives with me
Grammatically inept common denominators
Destroying all of life's mystery

Body piercings, those off
Ancient kinky Egyptians slave prisoners fly at me
Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks
Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks
The sexuality oblique ritual was just called glee
(2x)

Buzzing from watching others'
Dramatic lies
As the TV slyly stares at me

I abhor the whore
Who calls herself reality
Reality TV
(2x)

I abhor the whore
Who calls herself reality
(2x)