Permanet wa kinshi da ze gakuran no take mo kiwotsukero
Aniki ni moratta bontan wa fukusou kensa de torareta yo
Kaiser knuckle katta kedo koitsu wa kiken da tsukaenai
Mikakedaoshi no keibou wa omoikiri futtara modoranai

Takou no seito oi! Hachiawase oi!
Isshokusokuhatsu nan jai, nan jai, nan jai, kora!
Kodomo ga miteru oi! San o tobase oi! sorikomi aoi

Seikatsushidou no sensei taihen desu!
Musuko ga gakkou ikimasen
Seikatsushidou no sensei taien desu!
Kebyou no tatsusjin hokenjitsu

Omoidashimashita ka? Seishunjidai

Enjiniro shita high-neked kakushi pocket ura botan
Oshare ni kikubari kakasanai gel de katameta kono atama
Saifu ni ireteru condom kinou de tashika sannenme
Shuugakuryokou wa chance da ze enamel belt to enamel shoes

Shinpai kakeru ze oi! Okaasan oi!
Goiken muyou nan jai, nan jai, nan jai, kora!
Ano ko ga miteru oi! Makko tsukero oi! mayuge na hosoi

Seikatsushidou no sensei taihen desu!
Musume ga furyou to date chuu
Seikatsushidou no sensei taihen desu!
Koiwosuru ni wa hayasugiru

Omoidashimashita ka? Seishunjidai

Jidai wa kawari oi! Toshi o tori oi!
Nanimo kawaranai nan jai, nan jai, nan jai, kora!
Dareka ga miteru oi! Kiwotsukero oi!
Tasukete! Funky teacher

Seikatsushidou no sensei taihen desu!
Danna ga kaisha ni ikimasen
Seikatsushidou no sensei taihen desu!
Okusan mada ni kaeranai

Omoidashimashita ka?

Seikatsushidou no sensei taihen desu!
Musuko ga gakkou ikimasen
Seikatsushidou no sensei taihen desu!
Musume ga furyou to date chuu

Omoidashimashita ka? Seishunjidai