Goin' up the river,
Takin' all mah friends
We're all headin' to th' place
Where the music never ends
Folks would you like a milkshake?
Chocolate or vanilla?
We've got anything you'd want
And a fountain of sarsaparilla
Welcome board the s. S. Biscuiteer
Feel free to chime in with music
That you hear

'Cause this here steamboat runs off a
Catchy tune
So if everybody sings along
We might make it to the moon
Music so hot and loud
Burns through the deck
Riles up the crowd
Check your watches at the door
Bring your smiles for what's in store
The dancing is free

Steamboat shenanigans
Steamboat shenanigans
The smoke stacks up high
Are billowing clouds to the sky
While we all partake in those
Steamboat shenanigans
Nanigans, nanigans,
Nanigans
Oh, steamboat shenanigans
One, two, three
Steamboat shenanigans
Take a trip with me
The river below stretches
On for miles

And this here's one
Steamboat trip that'll
Make you smile
Steamboat shenanigans
Steamboat shenanigans
The band that you hear
Was built from metal and gears
And we all partake in those
Steamboat shenanigans

It's raining down on us
The skies are grey but we don't fuss
The cold is bringing them down
But if we start a song and all sing along
We might break the sun through the rain
Come on and celebrate
Music so hot and loud
Burns through the deck riles up the crowd
Check your watches at the door
Bring your smiles for what's in store

The dancing is free
The music was
Burning, burning
La da dada da da
Burning, burning
La da dada da da
Burning, burning
La da dada da da
Burning, burning
La da dada da da

Steamboat shenanigans
Steamboat shenanigans
The smoke stacks up high
Are billowing clouds to the sky
While we all partake in those
-Can't get away from those
-I wanna stay with those
Steambo- ho-hoat

Shenanigans
Nanigans, nanigans,
Nanigans
Nanigans, nanigans,
Nanigans, nanigans,
Nanigans,
Nana-nana-nana-nana-nanigans