Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob Olhando para a tela da TV, mudando de canal Tryin' to find some life in the waste land Tryin' to find some life in the waste land Tentando encontrar alguma vida na terra desolada Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane Finalmente achou um programa Ready for a trip into hate land Ready for a trip into hate land Pronto(a) para uma viagem para a terra do ódio Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen Repugnante, Joe aparece na tela Along with his guest self-righteous Sam Along with his guest self-righteous Sam Junto com seu convidado, cheio de si, Sam And one more guy who doesn't count And one more guy who doesn't count E mais uma cara, que não é importante His hair and clothes are too far out His hair and clothes are too far out Seus cabelos e roupas não se encaixam While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually Enquanto arruma seus óculos, Sam diz calmamente "I was elected by the masses" "I was elected by the masses" "Eu fui eleito pelas massas" And with that in mind he starts to unwind And with that in mind he starts to unwind E com isso em mente, ele começa A vicious attack on the finest of grasses A vicious attack on the finest of grasses Um ataque agressivo contra a melhor ?erva? Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty Bem, é malvado, problemático, cruel e perverso (Don't step on the grass, Sam) (Don't step on the grass, Sam) (Não pise na grama, Sam) And it will ruin our fair country And it will ruin our fair country E vai arruinar nosso justo país (Don't be such an ass, Sam) (Don't be such an ass, Sam) (Não seja tão canalha, Sam) Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny Bem, vai viciar sua Sue e seu Johnny (You're so full of bull, Sam) (You're so full of bull, Sam) (Você mente tanto, Sam) All will pay that disagree with me All will pay that disagree with me E todos que descordarem, irão pagar (Please give up you already lost the fight, alright) (Please give up you already lost the fight, alright) (Por favor desista, você já perdeu a luta) Misinformation Sam and Joe Misinformation Sam and Joe Sam e Joe estão Are feeding to the nation Are feeding to the nation Enganando a nação But the one who didn't count counted them out But the one who didn't count counted them out Mas aquele que não era importante, acabou com eles By exposing all their false quotations By exposing all their false quotations Expondo todas as afirmações falsas Faced by a very awkward situation Faced by a very awkward situation Enfrentando uma situação bem adversa This is all he'd say to save the day This is all he'd say to save the day Foi tudo o que ele teve de dizer para salvar o dia Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty Bem, é malvado, problemático, cruel e perverso (Don't step on the grass, Sam) (Don't step on the grass, Sam) (Não pise na grama, Sam) And it will ruin our fair country And it will ruin our fair country E vai arruinar nosso justo país (Don't be such an ass, Sam) (Don't be such an ass, Sam) (Não seja tão canalha, Sam) Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny Bem, vai viciar sua Sue e seu Johnny (You're so full of bull, Sam) (You're so full of bull, Sam) (Você mente tanto, Sam) All will pay that disagree with me All will pay that disagree with me E todos que descordarem, irão pagar (Please give up you already lost the fight alright) (Please give up you already lost the fight alright) (Por favor desista, você já perdeu a luta) You waste my coin Sam, all you can You waste my coin Sam, all you can Você gasta meu dinheiro Sam, tudo o que pode To jail my fellow man To jail my fellow man Para prender meu companheiro For smoking all the noble weed For smoking all the noble weed Por fumarem a nobre erva You need much more than him You need much more than him Você precisa muito mais do que ele You've been telling lies so long You've been telling lies so long Você vem mentindo a tanto tempo Some believe they're true Some believe they're true Alguns até acreditam que é verdade So they close their eyes to things So they close their eyes to things Então eles fecham os olhos para os fatos You have no right to do You have no right to do Você não tem esse direito Just as soon as you are gone Just as soon as you are gone Assim que você se for Hope will start to climb Hope will start to climb A esperança começará a voltar Please don't stay around too long Please don't stay around too long Por favor, não fique muito tempo You're wasting precious time You're wasting precious time Você está desperdiçando tempo precioso