..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. ..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. J.B. (narrandor) A long ass fuckin' time ago, A long ass fuckin' time ago, Há muito tempo atrás In a town called Kickapoo, In a town called Kickapoo, Numa cidade chamada Kickapoo, There lived a humble family There lived a humble family Vivia uma família humilde Religious through and through. Religious through and through. Religiosa e coisa e tal. But, yeay, there was a black sheep But, yeay, there was a black sheep Mas lá existia uma ovelha negra And he knew just what to do. And he knew just what to do. E ele sabia exatamente o que fazer His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line. His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line. Seu nome era Jovem J.B ele recusou a ficar na linha A vision he did see of fucking A vision he did see of fucking A visão que ele tinha era rocking all the time. rocking all the time. De tocar rock o tempo todo He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align. He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align. Ele compôs um som delicioso E todos os planetas se alinharam. ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. Jack Black (filho) Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, As bolas do dragão estavam queimando Enquanto eu entrava em sua caverna Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, E eu cortei suas bolas With a long and shiney blade! With a long and shiney blade! Com uma espada longa e brilhante was I who fucked the dragon, was I who fucked the dragon, Então foi eu quem fudi o dragão Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo! Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo! Fudi lá e Fudi lú And if you try to fuck with me, And if you try to fuck with me, E se tentarem foder comigo Then I shall fuck you too! Then I shall fuck you too! Então eu deverei te fuder também Gotta get it on in the party zone! Gotta get it on in the party zone! Tem que sentir a zona da festa I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! Tem que mandar baka na zona da festa Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! Tem que lamber um sapo na zona da festa Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! Tem que chupar uma rola na zona da festa. [Crying] [Crying] [chorando] ..::Meat Loaf (Father)::.. ..::Meat Loaf (Father)::.. Pai de J.B You've disobeyed my orders, son, You've disobeyed my orders, son, Você tem desobedecido minhas ordens filho Why were you ever born?. Why were you ever born?. Por que você nasceu? Your brother's ten times better than you, Your brother's ten times better than you, Seu irmão é dez vezes melhor que você Jesus loves him more. Jesus loves him more. Jesus ama ele mais This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell. This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell. Essa música que você tocou para nós veio das profundezas do inferno Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. Rock and Roll é trabalho do demôniole ele quer que você se rebele You'll become a mindless puppet; You'll become a mindless puppet; Você se tornará um fantoche sem mente Beelzebub will pull the strings! Beelzebub will pull the strings! Belzebu irá puxar as cordas Your heart will lose direction, Your heart will lose direction, Seu coração vai perder a direção And chaos it will bring. And chaos it will bring. E irá trazer o caos You'd better shut your mouth, You'd better shut your mouth, Mlhor você calar a boca, Better watch your tone! Better watch your tone! Mlhor você ver esse seu tom You're grounded for a week with no telephone! You're grounded for a week with no telephone! Está de preso por uma semana sem telefone Don't let me hear you cry, Don't let me hear you cry, Não me deixe ouvi-lo chorar Don't let me hear you moan! Don't let me hear you moan! Não me deixe ouvi-lo resmungar You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! Você tem que louvar o senhor enquanto estiver na minha casa. ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. J.B (filho) Dio can you hear me? Dio can you hear me? Dio, você pode me escutar? I am lost and so alone. I am lost and so alone. Estou perdido e tão só... I'm askin' for your guidance. I'm askin' for your guidance. Estou pedindo por sua guia Won't you come down from your throne? Won't you come down from your throne? Você não desceria do seu trono? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. Preciso de um compadre forte que me ensinará como fazer rock My father thinks you're evil, My father thinks you're evil, Meu pai pensa que você é o demonio But man, he can suck a cock. But man, he can suck a cock. Mas cara, ele pode chupar um pau Rock is not The Devil's work, Rock is not The Devil's work, O rock não é trabalho do demônio, It's magical and rad. It's magical and rad. É mágico e maneiro I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad. I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad. Eu nunca poderei fazer rock Enquanto eu estiver preso aqui com meu pai... ..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::.. ..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::.. Dio (pôster Dio) I hear you brave young Jaybles, I hear you brave young Jaybles, Eu te escuto jovem Jables, You are hungry for the rock. You are hungry for the rock. Você está faminto pelo Rock. But to learn the ancient method, But to learn the ancient method, Mas para aprender o método antigo, Sacred doors you must unlock. Sacred doors you must unlock. Portas secretas você deve destrancar. Escape your father's clutches, Escape your father's clutches, Fuja do ninho do seu pai And this oppressive neighborhood. And this oppressive neighborhood. E dessa vizinhança opressiva On a journey you must go, On a journey you must go, A uma jornada você deve ir To find the land of Hollywood! To find the land of Hollywood! Para encontrar a cidade de Hollywood, In The City of Fallen Angels, In The City of Fallen Angels, Na cidade de anjos caidos. Where the ocean meets the sand, Where the ocean meets the sand, Onde o oceano encontra a areia. You will form a strong alliance, You will form a strong alliance, Você irá formar uma forte aliança And the world's most awesome band. And the world's most awesome band. E a banda mais legal do mundo. To find your fame and fortune, To find your fame and fortune, Para encontrar sua fama e fortuna Through the valley you must walk. Through the valley you must walk. Atraves do vale você deverá andar, You will face your inner demons. You will face your inner demons. Você enfrentará seus demonios internos Now go my son and roooooock! Now go my son and roooooock! Agora vá meu filho... Fazer Rock! ..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. ..::Jack Black (Narrator)::.. Jack Black (narrando) So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart; So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart; Então ele fugiu de Kickapoo com fome em seu coração And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art; And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art; E seguiu sua jornada Para encontrar os segredos de sua arte. But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart. But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart. Mas no fim ele sabia, Que ele encontraria seu parceiro ideal. Rock. Ro-o-o-o-ock. Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ock. Rock. Ro-o-o-o-ock. Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ock. Rock. Ro-o-o-ock, Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ock