Good morning, passengers of Cruise Ship Earth! Good morning, passengers of Cruise Ship Earth! A dança por trás das costas Despite the recent turbulence among those aboard, Despite the recent turbulence among those aboard, our destination remains successful! our destination remains successful! As we enter a new day, we must keep mentally and physically fit, As we enter a new day, we must keep mentally and physically fit, ready with the crafty positivity to tackle and beat any problem facing today's modern age! ready with the crafty positivity to tackle and beat any problem facing today's modern age! So here's another happy little dance, inform, prepare, and keep in shape! So here's another happy little dance, inform, prepare, and keep in shape! (You ready? Come on!) (You ready? Come on!) Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Do it all behind their backs! (You got it?) Do it all behind their backs! (You got it?) Make your bed, lie in it! Make your bed, lie in it! Turn around, try and make! (Yeah!) Turn around, try and make! (Yeah!) Step, crawl, sign a check! Step, crawl, sign a check! Put your hands behind your back! Put your hands behind your back! And blame the scientists for finding it! (Keep up, let's go!) And blame the scientists for finding it! (Keep up, let's go!) Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Do it all behind their backs! Do it all behind their backs! Make your bed, lie in it! Make your bed, lie in it! Turn around, try and make! Turn around, try and make! Step, crawl, sign a check! Step, crawl, sign a check! (There you go!) (There you go!) Put your hands behind your back! Put your hands behind your back! (All right!) (All right!) And blame the scientists for finding it! And blame the scientists for finding it! We're entering a time of freedom, independence We're entering a time of freedom, independence Where the same gentlemen who make the macaroni and cheese make the cigarettes! Where the same gentlemen who make the macaroni and cheese make the cigarettes! All subsidiaries of one big company - funding new shows and publishing All subsidiaries of one big company - funding new shows and publishing From nuclear submarines to the stuff we eat! From nuclear submarines to the stuff we eat! From studying our monkeys From studying our monkeys To alcohol and onion rings! To alcohol and onion rings! I know what you're wondering I know what you're wondering How could I get a job from such a great company? How could I get a job from such a great company? WELL, YOU DO, so stretch, touch your feet- WELL, YOU DO, so stretch, touch your feet- Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Do it all behind their backs! Do it all behind their backs! Make your bed, lie in it! Make your bed, lie in it! Turn around, try and make! Turn around, try and make! Step, crawl, sign a check! Step, crawl, sign a check! Put your hands behind your back! Put your hands behind your back! And blame the scientists for finding it! And blame the scientists for finding it! The education system is wonderful The education system is wonderful Kids have so many books in their backpacks Kids have so many books in their backpacks They can barely bring their guns to school They can barely bring their guns to school What is a mom to do? What is a mom to do? Take her pills, get comfortable... Take her pills, get comfortable... Now duck (Sing along!) Now duck (Sing along!) And crawl (Hum if you've got your SARS mask on!) And crawl (Hum if you've got your SARS mask on!) Sign a check Sign a check And blame the scientists for finding it! (Now, everybody!) And blame the scientists for finding it! (Now, everybody!) Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Do it all behind their backs! Do it all behind their backs! Make your bed (yeah!), lie in it! Make your bed (yeah!), lie in it! Turn around, try and make! (Do it for us!) Turn around, try and make! (Do it for us!) Step, crawl, sign a check! Step, crawl, sign a check! (Almost there!) (Almost there!) Put your hands behind your back! Put your hands behind your back! And blame the scientists for finding it! And blame the scientists for finding it! Nothing can stop us, we're strong! Look at the President! Nothing can stop us, we're strong! Look at the President! Didn't even get the popular vote - that ain't stopping him, though! Didn't even get the popular vote - that ain't stopping him, though! There's no obstacle too small to control! There's no obstacle too small to control! Anything is possible! Anything is possible! Now duck (I can't wait 'till we have cool uniforms!) Now duck (I can't wait 'till we have cool uniforms!) And crawl (Well, we won't all get 'em!) And crawl (Well, we won't all get 'em!) Sign a check (Psh... yeah, take that, upper class...) Sign a check (Psh... yeah, take that, upper class...) And blame the scientists for finding it! And blame the scientists for finding it! Heads held high, we will march this path to a bright future Heads held high, we will march this path to a bright future Wearing the coolest sneakers Wearing the coolest sneakers Driving automobiles with expensive, shiny rims Driving automobiles with expensive, shiny rims Our tiny ones idolizing the movie, sports, and pop stars guiding them Our tiny ones idolizing the movie, sports, and pop stars guiding them Sorry, teachers, doctors, Sorry, teachers, doctors, Computer guys at IBM, Computer guys at IBM, Violinists, firemen Violinists, firemen Find me when you're on TV and try again! Find me when you're on TV and try again! All right, let's get this party going! Raise the terror alert! All right, let's get this party going! Raise the terror alert! Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Now duck, crawl, sign a check! (Ho ho!) (Ho ho!) Do it all behind their backs! ( Do it all behind their backs! ( Perfect!) Perfect!) Make your bed, lie in it! Make your bed, lie in it! Turn around, try and make! (Yes!) Turn around, try and make! (Yes!) Step, crawl, sign a check! Step, crawl, sign a check! (Hey, I don't go half-assed on you!) (Hey, I don't go half-assed on you!) Put your hands behind your back! Put your hands behind your back! (Ey! Come on, let's get moving!) (Ey! Come on, let's get moving!) And blame the scientists for finding it! (I got my eye on you in the front, there, fatty!) And blame the scientists for finding it! (I got my eye on you in the front, there, fatty!) Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Now duck, crawl, sign a check! Do it all behind their backs! Do it all behind their backs! (Get to bopping already!) (Get to bopping already!) Make your bed, lie in it! Make your bed, lie in it! (Get sweating sticks of butter!) (Get sweating sticks of butter!) Turn around, try and make! Turn around, try and make! Step, crawl, sign a check! Step, crawl, sign a check! (Nah, I'm just messing with you, porky!) (Nah, I'm just messing with you, porky!) Put your hands behind your back! Put your hands behind your back! (Come on, keep it up!) (Come on, keep it up!) And blame the scientists for finding it! And blame the scientists for finding it! Now duck (Unbuckle your seatbelt, walk around!) Now duck (Unbuckle your seatbelt, walk around!) And crawl (Pick things up if you knock them down!) And crawl (Pick things up if you knock them down!) Sign a check (But be careful what you talk about!) Sign a check (But be careful what you talk about!) Now duck (We're gonna make it, you can do it!) Now duck (We're gonna make it, you can do it!) And crawl (It's all the eyes you see it with!) And crawl (It's all the eyes you see it with!) Sign a check (It exists if you believe in it!) Sign a check (It exists if you believe in it!) And blame the scientists for finding it! And blame the scientists for finding it!