Five o'clock, get a call
To go blading at the skate park down by the mall
But my mom says I got to prevent
Some aliens from alienating us all

[Hiya!]

With the strength of a million and seventy man
I guess I really shouldn't complain

Still, I wish I could go for a walk
Without rusting in the rain
That's enough to fry my brain

So, welcome to my life
As a Teenage Robot
History of my life
As a Teenage Robot
A Teenage robot...LIFE!