You bring me fine champagne, I want lemonade,
You offer new philosophies, I like cliché,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up.

You speak of truth in beauty and I agree,
But can't ignore the draw of what's nice and cheap,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up.

We don't want Mozart or that classical drag,
Give us freeze dried pop in a bag,
You bring me fine champagne, I want lemonade,
You offer new philosophies, I like cliché,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up, dumb it,
Let's dumb it up, dumb it up.

We don't want nothing that's too testy or quick,
Give us freeze dried pop on a stick,
'Cause I've got such a short attention span.

We don't want Mozart or that old Ludwig Van,
Give us freeze dried pop in a can,
'Cause I've got such a short attention span,
I don't really stand a chance in the grand plan,
If anyone can beat it out of me, you can.