It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
But I ain't up to my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother you'll fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mr Pants
For romance
Is not

'Cause it's too, too
Too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But brother you'll fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

According to the Kinsey Report
Ev'ry average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot

Mister Gob
For his squad
A marine
For his queen
A G.I
For his cutey-pie
Is not

'Cause it's too, too
Too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot