I first met her she was in the bed screaming I first met her she was in the bed screaming A primeira vez que a conheci, ela estava na cama gritando Woke up from a bad dream she was dreaming Woke up from a bad dream she was dreaming Acordei de um sonho ruim que ela estava sonhando That’s why she likes me to hang around so near That’s why she likes me to hang around so near É por isso que ela gosta de mim para pendurar em torno de tão perto She go-go danced ‘til she got outa trouble She go-go danced ‘til she got outa trouble Ela go-go dançou até que ela tem problema de outa Then she tried burlesque with a great big bubble Then she tried burlesque with a great big bubble Em seguida, ela tentou burlesca com uma bolha enorme Trouble with the bubble was it was clear Trouble with the bubble was it was clear Problemas com a bolha ficou claro She bakes me poisonberry pie She bakes me poisonberry pie Ela me assa torta poisonberry To feed me when I’m high To feed me when I’m high Para alimentar-me quando eu sou alto So the very next time I die So the very next time I die Portanto, a próxima vez que eu morrer You’ll know why You’ll know why Você vai saber por que She used to go with a funny farm farmer She used to go with a funny farm farmer Ela costumava ir com um fazendeiro fazenda engraçada He was kind of bright but not bright enough to harm her He was kind of bright but not bright enough to harm her Ele era uma espécie de brilhantes, mas não brilhante o suficiente para prejudicá-la And when he tried you know just what she’d do And when he tried you know just what she’d do E quando ele tentou você sabe exatamente o que ela faria Start smokin’ those morning glories Start smokin’ those morning glories Comece fumando essas glórias da manhã And when she’s caught she tell the story And when she’s caught she tell the story E quando ela pegou ela contar a história Not as bad as drinkin’ all of that Mountain Dew Not as bad as drinkin’ all of that Mountain Dew Não é tão ruim como todos bebendo dessa Mountain Dew She bakes me poisonberry pie She bakes me poisonberry pie Ela me assa torta poisonberry To feed me when I’m high To feed me when I’m high Para alimentar-me quando eu sou alto So the very next time I die So the very next time I die Portanto, a próxima vez que eu morrer You’ll know why You’ll know why Você vai saber por que Down, down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, Down, down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, Baixo, baixo, baixo-d, d-down, d-down, d-down, down, down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, down, down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, baixo, baixo, baixo-d, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, down d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, down d-down, d-down, d-down, d-down, d-baixo, baixo She tried to be women’s-libber She tried to be women’s-libber Ela tentou ser Mulher-libber When she burned her bra she lost her figure When she burned her bra she lost her figure Quando ela queimou sutiã ela perdeu a figura And no-one’s going to listen if you ain’t got it there And no-one’s going to listen if you ain’t got it there E ninguém vai ouvir, se você não tem lá She went from a fortune-teller She went from a fortune-teller Ela passou de uma cartomante I heard last night she was Helen Keller I heard last night she was Helen Keller Eu ouvi na noite passada ela foi Helen Keller That’s why she sees everything so clear That’s why she sees everything so clear É por isso que ela vê tudo tão claro Don’t wanna say that she’s unstable Don’t wanna say that she’s unstable Não quero dizer que ela é instável But I wish that she’d get off the table But I wish that she’d get off the table Mas eu queria que ela iria ficar fora da tabela She knows I put a dollar down to pay for the beer She knows I put a dollar down to pay for the beer Ela sabe que eu colocar um dólar para baixo para pagar a cerveja She bakes me poisonberry pie She bakes me poisonberry pie Ela me assa torta poisonberry To feed me when I’m high To feed me when I’m high Para alimentar-me quando eu sou alto So the very next time I die So the very next time I die Portanto, a próxima vez que eu morrer You’ll know why You’ll know why Você vai saber por que