Well I dont wanna be where the bands areI don't wanna hear that chainsaw noiseI dont give a damn about your hopes and your dreamsOr what the rest of the world enjoysWell Ive been chewing razor blades honeyIve been chasing meatIve got a salvation army banging on in my headAnd a bucket of bones at my feetAnd there's nothing coming easyAnd theres witches in my bedTheres a taste in my mouth that I just cant placeAnd Im haunted by the things I should have saidIm trying to get betterWell Ill be your best friendAnd Ill kiss goodbye to my evil twinOn my word you can dependBoy scout to the endWell I dont wanna see in your windowsI dont wanna meet your gold dust friendsI dont give a damn about the money in your bankOn what your happiness all dependsWell Ive been sucking on dead air honeyIve been chasing windIve got a hole in my pocket where the sun dont shineAnd Im paranoid that I've been twinnedAnd everything's moving slowlyLike a carousel sticking in the mudEverybody's hanging on for one last danceAnd I'm bringing my one last drugIm trying to get betterIll be your best friendAnd Ill kiss goodbye to my evil twinOn my word you can dependBoy scout to the endWell I dont wanna be in your phone bookEvery time you call me, Ill be engagedI dont give a damn if you ever get to know meOr you're horrified and enragedIve been swallowing rusty nails honeyIve been breaking teethIve got a bag full of tricks even I dont believeAnd I'm a whole different story underneathAnd Im sick and tired of being rightAd my heart beats once a dayTheres a hole in my head where the rain gets inAnd Im too old to live any other wayIm trying to get betterIll be your best friendAnd Ill kiss goodbye to my evil twinOn my word you can dependBoy scout to the endAww noWoo hoo