Well, Im trying to keepMy brains from getting dryTheres only one way I knowIm gonna bolt shut the windowsBarricade the doorsLet all of my judgements goIll take the mead from the tableTalk straight while Im ableUntil Im nothing less than a crimeUntil my heart stops beatinI will drink myself too much wineWell, I know Im getting nowhereCreepin up the backstairTellin myself, Im in painWell, even I dont believe meIm threatening to leave meTill only my dumbness remainsWell, even schoolgirls deride meTheres something dead inside meI give away my blood for a signUntil my ship comes inIm gonna drink myself too much wineWell, too much wineToo much wineIll be your best kind of friendIll be submissive till the end of the lineAnd when the clock strikes sevenThey can cut me down in my primeIll be your last witch doctorIll be anything for too much wineWell, Im trying to keepMy brains from getting dryTheres only one way I knowIm gonna bolt shut the windowsBarricade the doorsLet all of my judgements goIll take the mead from the tableTalk straight while Im ableUntil Im nothing less than a crimeUntil my heart stops beatinI will drink myself too much wineWell, too much wineToo much wineIll be your best kind of friendIll be submissive till the end of the lineAnd when the clock strikes sevenThey can cut me down in my primeIll be your last witch doctorIll be anything for too much wineOh!Ah, too much wineToo much wineOh, my GodIll be your best kind of friendIll be submissive till the end of the lineAnd when the clock strikes sevenThey can cut me down in my primeIll be your last witch doctorIll be anything for too much wineIll be your last witch doctorIll be anything for too much wineIll be your last witch doctorIll be anything for too much wine